Say Goodbye to Father-Son Bonding; A Sam & Cat in the Cradle Tribute

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Playing catch. Going fishing. Sharing that first beer. Father-son bonding is a cherished tradition. But today, that tradition has taken a tragic hit. Watching Sam & Cat was an experience fathers and sons could share. As a children’s show on Nickelodeon, turning on Sam & Cat wouldn’t get Mother asking questions. It’s a kid’s show. On a kid’s network. About babysitting. What’s the harm?

“Sonny Boy is in good hands,” Father would say to Mother. “I’m just taking an interest in the things Sonny Boy likes,” he’d continue. And Mother would be pleased. “I’m just happy their spending quality time together,” she’d think to herself. And then she’d leave the room, off to tell her network of gossipers what a great Father he was.

So Father and Son would enjoy the show, together. Chuckling alongside the artificial laughter of the audience. Getting caught up in the suspense of yet another babysitting dilemma. And Son would enjoy the adventures of Sam & Cat. And Father would enjoy the double entendres. Son would take pleasure in whacky high jinks and low-brow jokes. And Father would take pleasure in whack-able short shorts and low cut shirts. And both Father and Son would bond. For different reasons, but nevertheless together.

And isn’t that what truly matters. Regardless of how creepy Father is, as long as he’s creepy with his Son, at least they’re bonding.

But today we say goodbye to father-son bonding, with a Sam & Cat in the Cradle tribute.

 

 

The Rock Wins Pancake Day

SHARE if You LIKE – The Rock Wins Pancake Day

Welcome to yet another addition of completely random, out-of-context, content curations from across the interwebs. In today’s edition, we salute The Rock for winning Pancake Day, stop feeling bad for Leo Dicaprio, and appreciate the productive day I had at work.

As always, share what you like. Overlook what you don’t. And Blame my A.D.D. for the randomness.

 

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OMG these pictures of kids with their dogs is soooo adorable #Aww it’s #Adorable & #Cute that I’m #WebPandering

 

 

OMG these pictures of kids with their dogs is soooo adorable.

#Aww it’s #Adorable & #Cute that I’m #WebPandering

 

 

 

 

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 The Rock Wins Pancake Day

 

The Rock Wins Pancake Day

 

 

 

 

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How I feel every time I post something.

 

 

 

How I feel every time I post something

 

 

 

 

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Pope Francis said the “F – – -“ word. And for some reason people give a shit.

Pope Francis said the “F - - -“ word. And for some reason people give a shit. 

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I wouldn’t go so far to call a dog filthy, but they’re definitely dirty. But a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.

 

I wouldn’t go so far to call a dog filthy, but they’re definitely dirty. But a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.

“Talking Dog Device Ready to Hit Market Soon”

 

 

 

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Dear Radioshack: The 80s called, but it said the number had been disconnected. “RadioShack to close 1100 stores due to mounting loses”

 

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Don’t feel bad, Leo, neither Kubrick nor Hitchcock ever won an Oscar either. And you’re much prettier than both.

 

Don’t feel bad, Leo, neither Kubrick nor Hitchcock ever won an Oscar either. And you’re much prettier than both.

 

 

 

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“I would like to say congratulations to Shara Cormier and Patrick Brown. They are expecting a baby.” ~ Patrick’s wife

 

“I would like to say congratulations to Shara Cormier and Patrick Brown. They are expecting a baby.” ~ Patrick’s wife

 

 

 

 

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“The pyramid on the dollar bill represents King Tut”, according to sources, a 9 year old named Brian.

 

“The pyramid on the dollar bill represents King Tut”, according to sources, a 9 year old named Brian.

 

 

 

 

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Who wore it better?  – “Parents and Kids Swap Clothes”

Who wore it better?  “Parents and Kids Swap Clothes”

 

 

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Don’t blindly follow the leader, but lead so others may follow. #WordsOfWisdom

 

Don’t blindly follow the leader, but lead so others may follow. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The boss is always saying “keep costs down.” So I made my own back scratcher at work today, for no money. 

The boss is always saying "keep costs down." So I made my own back scratcher at work today, for no money.

2nd Most Interesting Man in the World

I don’t always do the same thing as my brother, but when I do I disappoint Mother

 

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