The Elfie – Infomercial Script
Are you tired of not getting enough likes on your selfie? Is your phone blocking too much of your good stuff? Are you so over relying on un-trustable mirrors to capture your beauty? Not anymore!
Introducing the Elfie. The magical elf who lets you take hands-free selfies. Simply attach the Elfie to any mirror, put your phone in his arms, and like magic, beautiful hands-free selfies. No more bad selfies. No more selfies with your cell blocking the good parts. No more awkward arm positions. The Elfie is the selfie’s best friend.
The secret to the Elfie is our patented, revolutionary suction cup technology. Simply moisten the suction cup 3000 with your tongue, and attach the Elfie to any mirrored surface. That’s it!
But that’s not all. The Elfie now comes in 3 different colors. Pick your favorite. Or choose them all. The Elfie comes in white, black and mixed.
Order now and receive the Travel Elfie. Fits perfectly on rear-view mirrors and windshields. Never worry about driving with one hand again. The Travel Elfie is the best way to take selfies while driving.
But don’t take our word for it. Ask Academy Award winning actress Jennifer Lawrence.
I love the Elfie. I own one for every mirror in my house. I’m not one for exaggeration, but it’s definitely the greatest invention of the 21st century. No question. I never worry ‘bout my cell blocking my cleavage. And to be honest, without going into too much detail, the Elfie has literally saved my life on 3 separate occasions. I love the Elfie.
Jennifer Lawrence uses the Elfie. And she’s rich and famous. Which makes her better than you. So you can trust her.
Order now. Only a limited supply remain. And once these sell out, you’ll have to wait until China builds more. So don’t wait. Call now.
The Elfie is not responsible for you not getting likes on your Selfies. Some people are just ugly. The Elfie will not make you pretty. Using the Elfie is not recommended for seniors or pregnant woman. Taking selfies in general is not recommended for seniors or pregnant women. Do not attempt to swallow the Elfie. You will die.