Rule #1: If it doesn’t involve eating, drinking or opening presents, it’s not a real holiday.
Rule #2: If it’s celebrated in Canada, it’s definitely not a real holiday.
A True Patriot Respects Your Decision to Celebrate a Ridiculous Holiday
Canceling Boxing Day Would be Change We Can All Believe In.
The Day After Santa’s Birthday Shouldn’t Be Celebrated.
Even Wikipedia Can’t Explain What it is.
Haz Boxing Day?
Conspiracy Keanu is, as usual, confused
The Truest American Loves America too Much to Acknowledge its Existence.
Oh, So You Celebrate Boxing Day. Please Allow Me to Retort.
The Overly Manly Man Doesn’t Understand Boxing the Concept.
The Typical American Ain’t Got No Time for That.